Monday, November 7, 2011
Cain accuser is none other than Mayella Ewell!! Didn't see that coming. Wait, yes we did. I was sittin' on the porch, and he come along. Uh, there's this old chifforobe in the yard, and I-I said, 'You come in here, boy, and bust up this chifforobe, and I'll give you a nickel.' So he-he come on in the yard and I go in the house to get him the nickel and I turn around, and 'fore I know it, he's on me, and I fought and hollered, but he had me around the neck, and he hit me again and again, and the next thing I knew, Papa was in the room, a-standin' over me, hollerin', 'Who done it, who done it?' Don't remember Mayella Ewell? Let's refresh our memories. To Kill A Mockingbird. Gloria Allred, what a joke. Same Gloria Allred who lobbied against the Tim Tebow Super Bowl ad. Same Gloria who befriended Norma McCorvey (Roe of Roe v Wade). *Hat tip to commentors at Michelle Malkin blog for coming up with Mayella. Been thinking about the book but couldn't remember her name.
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