Duke and Duchess of Cambridge say two children will do.* There goes the Kingdom.
We remind you of "Whither Britannia."
*We can't also help but think, "good luck with that," since we can only imagine that the Duchess has been on oral contraceptives all those long years while waiting to get married. Wasn't it something like 8 years or more. Anyhow, we all know that oral contraceptives are a Type 1 Carcinogen. What? Didn't know that? Don't take our word for it, this comes from the World Health Organization. Hey, don't get upset folks, we wish them well, just pointing out the obvious complications to their perfect plan.